karkat at his wedding, tears streaming down his face: YOU ARE THE BIGGEST TOOL IN THE MULTIVERSE AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M MARRYING SOMEONE WHO WEARS SHADES TO HIS OWN WEDDING!
dave tearing up behind his shades: i cant believe where finally MAKIN THIS HAPEN
karkat, just openly sobbing now: I KNEW YOU’D MAKE THAT STUPID JOKE! AND WE ARE! WE’RE MAKING THIS “HAPEN”!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
dave, also sobbing: okay, kanaya, rose, y’all gotta turn around now so we can kiss
kanaya: I Think That Is Against The Point Of Witnessing
rose: Just do it, darling. It’s their ceremony, they can conduct it in whatever ridiculous way they wish.