Tag: homestuck

caecilius-est-pater:

chefpyro:

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triclops:

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thealienbae:

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curlicuecal:

yd12k:

moirails-for-life-yo:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

@pacifriske

“Your eyes are an ocean. Your breasts are also an ocean.”

godsgifttotheyaois:

if you ever feel down on your life just remember at least you are not this person 

ayanak:

After the game, Dave asks Roxy to void him up some apple juice. 

“Just don’t think about pee while you do it,” John adds.

Roxy freezes; how do you not think about piss after someone says something like that. She thinks her hardest about apple juice, fearful that other thoughts will slip in. A bottle appears, full of yellow liquid. 

Roxy and Dave stare at it with trepidation. 

“Goddamn it John,” Dave says

roachpatrol:

where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil:

you heard of anime club dirkjohn… now get ready for model UN janerezi

terezi manages to engineer ww3 between everyone and portugal. jane manages to unite the entire north and south american continent into one huge canadian empire, then gets her ass kicked by portugal. they make out furiously in the girl’s bathroom every chance they get. for the rest of jane’s life the phrase ‘nuclear option’ makes her equal parts angry, embarrassed, and turned on. 

swamp-wizard:

anybody else remember in [s] synchronize when dirk was alone on his tower in the middle of the ocean with 0 witnesses and nobody to impress and time was of the essence but he was still doing a bunch of stupid fucking grinds and flips on his rocketboard for absolutely no reason. iconic

lornacrowley:

@sleepjeans

i found it