The Signs As “The Signs As” Posts

homestuckisautistic:

unfathomabletortoise:

Aries:

the signs as weird shit they did in d&d

Taurus:

The Signs as Mythical Creatures

Gemini: The signs as cosmic forces aligning against me

Cancer: the signs as blood types

Leo:

the signs and shipping

Virgo:

The signs as color palettes

Libra: The Signs As People The Law Firm I Used To Work For Has Represented

Scorpio: the signs as shitposts

Sagittarius:

the signs as Equius Zahhak quotes

Capricorn: the signs in the 2016 clownpocalypse

Aquarius:

the signs as terrible stage cues from Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Pisces:

how the signs will die

I cannot BELIEVE

this is a 2x Homestuck ref^2

spintowin:

writing-prompt-s:

You discover a grand hall filled with legendary weapons like Mjonir and Excalibur. Each generation or so, warriors come to the hall to inherit a weapon that they are worthy enough to wield. Across the hall you see a forgotten weapon that’s been collecting dust. You hear it call to you.

roachpatrol:

roachpatrol:

i dreamed that hiveswap finally shipped and it was REALLY good. gorgeous, funny, adorable, affordable… but the controller was an exercise bike with nintendo 64 controllers for handles. one on each side. those big three-pronged motherfuckers. that was why hiveswap was taking so long to ship, hussie had to get a factory to make enough gamebikes to ship to every single fucking backer. moving guys would come into your house and put the bike down. and like there was no other way to play it. you had to use the stupid fucking gamebike. and the start up screen assured you that if you died on your gamebike, you died in real life. 

the worst thing is even now that i’m awake this is exactly the kind of thing i don’t trust hussie not to do. enjoy your fucking gamebikes, guys.  

oh also he ended up apologizing for the ableism of putting out a game a lot of people physically couldn’t play, but said, “badly inconveniencing some people is unavoidable when you set out to deeply annoy all people, so.”

judeharleys:

the friendship between dirk and kanaya is such an untapped market. imagine.

he knows his mother/daughter in law is into fashion, so as a peace offering he ironically makes her a plush dress with a dorito pattern. she thanks him through gritted teeth and enacts revenge by sewing all his smuppets tiny outfits. they end up spending rainy afternoons together, trading fabrics, working on their various projects, and talking about being gay