Tag: homestuck

unintelligible-screaming:

davekat au: dave has a youtube channel where he reviews things. just… things. his most popular video is 17 minutes of him eating an apple in slow-mo, occasionally pausing to describe the precise details of the apple experience. he’s so deadpan that no one can tell if it’s a joke or not. karkat binge-watches his videos in an exhausted, insomniac haze at 3 in the morning, and then sends him an exhaustive 10-page mostly incoherent rant about how his channel is confusing and pointless in all caps. karkat promptly passes out and, the next morning, assumes it was all a strange and elaborate dream, until dave’s next video is a totally deadpan “review” of karkat’s “concerns.” the video gets over 100,000 views and its own meme. it launches dave into internet fame. karkat has never been more infuriated in his life. he rage-messages terezi, who owns a popular shitpost blog, who says OH Y34H 1M MUTU4LS W1TH H1M and then copypastes dave’s url. fast-forward 5 months and they’re dating

turnways:

prokopetz:

Belated realisations that make me feel very dense:

Early on in Homestuck, about 500 pages in, there’s a pesterlog between Rose and Dave wherein Rose improvises a short poem about buttfucking a muppet.

In response, Dave sarcastically refers to her as Emily Dickinson.

On the surface level, it’s a crude pun – he’s calling her “Dickinson”, and she was just extemporising about puppet dick.

However, I literally just noticed that her improvised poem happens to be in perfect iambic tetrameter – which is, in fact, the poetic meter in which Emily Dickinson most often worked.

God dammit, Hussie.

“Early on in homestuck ” “500 pages in”

terezis:

btdubs

orochislayer:

seelcudoom:

kurloz:

trizza being called abusive

people saying one of the serkets is somehow responsible for the actions of whoever the antagonist is

one of the characters ending up in a same-sex relationship, resulting in another eternity of homophobic backlash