jake english is actually better at robotics than dirk
jake builds highly advanced (for the time) robots from scratch with nothing except a vague idea of what to do and his instincts about robotics. his alternate universe self was able to build an incredibly advanced dreambot for jade and he ran a successful company that seemed to deal in robotics
dirk just fuckin buys the equivalent of robotic model kits off of future-amazon and assembles them. it’s the technical knowhow required to build a pc after ordering the parts online
further proof that dirk doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing when it comes to robots
yeah dude just
just weld the fucking head to the table thats a great idea you dumbass
i’m trying to find that old tabloid magazine scan from the late 80s that was a big scare about how hackers can run code that can magically rearrange the molecular structure of your CPU into a bomb or something
john teaches vriska the phrase “later, gator!” so of course she starts constantly telling the others “L8r, g8rs!!!!!!!!”
and then she actually finds out what an alligator is and what it looks like, and she gets a picture of the toothiest grinning gator ever and sends it to terezi saying “it u!!!!!!!!” and terezi is like “1T M3″ and they both become obsessed with alligators
and then one day john goes up to their upstairs bathroom and the tub has three baby alligators swimming around in it
on earth c they make a live action remake of the events of sburb except they get a lot of things wrong. at one point the person playing dave strider looks at the camera, pulls down his shades, and winks
you know how everyone drew dirk as yaoi sex god? yeah. they get a 20 year old male model to play 13 year old dirk
earth c film producers rewrite the movie to give john a gay love interest bc they are worried that audiences wont find a heterosexual protagonist relatable
