drunk history except its me getting absolutely wasted and trying to summarize homestuck
when will hussie make KanayaxRose canon
Im about to make homestuckbot413’s day
Tomorrow on Dec 3rd, 2016, Dave Strider is going to be turning 21 and if not fictional, would finally be able to go out and legally drink in the US. On the other hand, Dirk Strider is going to be turning negative 393 and therefore cannot drink. Poor Dirk isn’t technically born until the year 2409. Imagine trying to explain that to a bartender.
Found a use for those 10lbs of Polyfill
This is the Kringle Fucker. Reblog in 30 seconds to bless your blog with Christmas spirit.
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