Throwback to the time my friend asked me which sign Gemini was and I told her “the yellow one” w/out realizing it for a solid 10 seconds
*john mulaney voice* you know how some webcomics have like a dip.. in the middle. you’re like hey homestuck is over! no it’s not. ….there’s more
Wait a minute, somebody’s reading homestuck TWICE! Or, it’s a REALLY LONG webcomic
”Hey Hey HEY, before we drop another Omega pause, lets drop one Mini pause!”
“And that’s when the webcomic went good to GREAT.”
“Suddenly, the Mini pause started– and the SIGH OF RELIEF that SWEPT through tumblr. people were ECSTATIC. it was like the liberation of France.”
“for YEARS scientists have wondered; can you make bloggers weep tears of joy with a Mini pause. and the answer is, yes. as long as it is proceeded by SEVEN YEARS of homestuck fanposts clogging up tumblr, every time there was an upd8.”
“And on the other hand, when we went back”
“Holy shit!”
“As the homestucks fade away into hiding, BWAH BWAH THERE’S BEEN AN UPD8! tumblr went fucking insane! No blogger could handle it!”
“And they were surrounded by this seemingly dysfunctional staff that were just like “yep, same shit as always”
an evolution of jake english’s pants
Signs as: middle school fanpages
Aries: indiana jones
Taurus: pokemon
Gemini: spy kids
Cancer: romcoms
Leo: warrior cats
Virgo: twilight
Libra: phoenix wright
Scorpio: nicolas cage
Sagittarius: my little pony
Capricorn: insane clown posse
Aquarius: harry potter
Pisces: disney
[meteor month 2]
[karkat voice] you know it’s actually pretty convenient that your species is also nocturnal since if it weren’t the conflicting sleep schedules would get irritating real fast.
[rose voice] what? oh, no, humans are diurnal. dave and i are just disasters.