terezi on a keyboard: WH4TS H4LLOW33N
terezi on a mobile phone: *caplock* WH *keyboard switch* 4 *keyboard switch* *recaplock* TS H *keyboard switch* 4 *keyboard switch* *recapslock* LLOW *keyboard switch* 33 *keyboard switch* *recapslock* N
i love the idea of the main plot of homestuck being over but us still getting slice of life updates from them on earth c for the rest of eternity
dave: oh my god dude you dont. you really dont have to go this hard dude. just do it shitty. just half ass it
dirk, with about a weeks worth of scraggly unkempt facial hair, snapping on a pair of gloves as he prepares to go wild with some manic panic: Dave, when have you ever known me to half-ass anything in your life
I’m half-convinced that the real secret to Homestuck’s success is that it has a billion different characters with distinctive and instantly recognisable designs who can nonetheless readily be cosplayed with stuff you found in the back of your closet.
it’s really funny to me that karkat made a shipping diagram to save the human race and just how badly it went wrong. rose is a lesbian, john dated her mom, jade was gone for three years and karkat himself dated dave. what a fucking clusterfuck
i was wrong about a lot of endgame ships but at least i wasn’t as wrong as karkat
i agree w the general consensus that the reason why we dont see karkat in the credits reel at kanaya’s fucking wedding is because he was too busy sobbing and expertly avoided all cameras so no one would have a record of his mess
also i can’t stop laughing at him having to deal with trickster dave afterward lmaooooo can u imagine trickster dave like you thought dave was clingy before welcome to EXPERT MODE
im imagining them doing a whole fuckin pepe le pew number around can town and im laughing so hard goddamnit