I don’t know for sure, but I am reasonably certain that the next bit of “post-canon content” will be released about a week from right now. How? Simple – Caliborn’s eyes.
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31
What happens on a nearby 31? Halloween. A week from now, if you’re on the west coast. And the thing is, Halloween day really isn’t that special -it’s the night. The turning from October to November is the real holiday. And what is that day again? Oh right, 11/1, the day Act 6 (rest in pieces you overly lengthy piece of wonderful shit) began. And why am I so confident about this?
Look at the fire symbols (also, John, why are you snapping more consistently with Karkat and Dave than with your own sister? Are you sure you’re not a homosexual?). 1025, 612, and of course, 413. All of the important Homestuck numbers – except one. Three ones, to be precise – 11/1.
See you all in a week!
NOTE: IT COULD ALSO BE DECEMBER 31ST BECAUSE 1/1 STILL KINDA COUNTS BUT HUSSIE HAS A HISTORY OF DELAYING THINGS BY EXACTLY A WEEK AND ALSO 10/31 IS WHEN THE LORD ENGLISH REVEAL FLASH WAS I’M PRETTY SURE SO CALIBORN STUFF HAPPENING ON HALLOWEEN WOULD MAKE MANY A SENSE
jade lives with her two boyfriends dave and karkat who are also each other’s boyfriends and they are all happy and polyamourous and in love and ship wars were over forever.
