Contrary to popular belief nothing thats going on irl right now is really related to the events of homestuck. I think people are talking about it a lot because 3 of the things on people’s minds right now are the homestuck game, killer clowns, and the presidential election, so we’re really eager to conflate them into “clowns being elected president, like in homestuck” when thats really not what’s happening at all
aries: unaffected by clowns, just here to have a good time
taurus: clown bait
gemini: probably will be fine but dont let a clown sneak up on you
cancer: generally amicable to clowns, but willing to throw down if the situation calls for it
leo: susceptible to clowns
virgo: clown hunter
libra: will prosecute clowns to the fullest extent of the law
scorpio: immune to clowns, does not put up with their foolishness
sagittarius: incredibly susceptible to clowns
capricorn: a clown
aquarius: gets along surprisingly well with clowns, doesnt see what the big deal is
pisces: unfortunately as a pisces has never been observed interacting with a clown we have no idea how a pisces/clown conflict would shake out
i know that there’s been talk of this before, but there is a very strong possibility that well known letsplayers with little to no knowledge of homestuck might play hiveswap and honestly i’m so excited to see how weird that’s gonna be
I DIDN’T EVEN CONSIDER THAT YET
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hiveswap good ending: Joey goes back to her home on earth
hiveswap bad ending: Joey is publically executed for refusing to laugh at Trizza’s rage comics
hiveswap true ending: Joey, still undercover, studies biology at an Alternian university for 7 years. she presents her doctoral dissertation to the university review board, and to us, the readers. it’s a comprehensive, evolutionarily informed biological explanation of the form and function of troll titties. it all finally makes sense. ARquiussprite extracanonically appears, drenched in sweat and a single emotional tear. we finally know.
