every john ship fic ever: john’s teeth getting in the way of kissing, john’s akward ghost buster underwear when undressing moment, dad is in the other room, partner suddenly not caring about John’s teeth, hIS TEETH, chub
every dave ship fic ever: coolest kid in school, the partner is the only one to see Dave’s eyes, dave moment of realization that his partner doesnt care about his eyes, glasses smashing other’s face(and in some cases, the other’s glasses) while kissing, much dom, his muscles make partner insecure
every karkat ship fic ever: angry sex(not exactly calignious just, him being grumpy), “that little red tint in his eyes was becoming more obvious everyday”, light peach fluid, crab boxers, helpless romantic, subbbb, v small and thin
every jake ship fic ever: secretly a sex god, pansexual, huge dick, thought he couldnt actually feel love until (person), hIS GLASSES, “he looks at you with those gorgeous forest green eyes”, cook
every dirk ship fic ever: muscle af, “he looks at you with those gorgeous orange eyes that you can never get enough of, too bad he covers them constantly with his shades”, neko kink, lots of neko cosplay, dresses in a dress for partner, watching anime before initating sex
every sollux ship fic ever: lisp annoys partner or the partner points it out, dom, takes off the fuckn glasses, was coding but got distracted by partner, two buldges,
my favorite homestuck thing™ is when something you bump into is so vague and casual that like anybody could see it and enjoy it… but your homestuck sense………. that filthy fuckin homestuck radar you’ve got there….. that thing you earned from homeshit stuckademy after thousands of pages of asinine yet captivating circlejerk web content……. it just starts beeping.
aries: all lowercase very moody
taurus: tends to start aCCELERATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPEECH,, USES LOTS OF COMMAS,,,
gemini: also all lowercase very moody and uses ‘2’ as an abbreviation
cancer: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCEKRS TODAY YOURE GONNA LEARN ABOUT SOME DUMB THING LIKE MUG BROWNIES
leo: uses the :3 emoticon
virgo: Those People Who Dont Know What A Proper Noun Is
libra: L33TSP34K
scorpio: Those smug bastards who type like this and are reeeally condescending hun(:
sagittarius: Uses proper spelling and syntax but no periods
capricorn: InVaDeR ZiM Is So RaNdOm xD
aquarius: when people type and you can just hear their accent over the words. wanna go to cheeky nandos, bloke, ya a complete madman
pisces: Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
