the biggest tragedy in homestuck is never having to see a conversation between dave and sollux
just look at this
IT WOULD’VE BEEN PERFECT
Dave Strider:So! You’ve finally revealed your ULITMATE FEELINGS for me! But I’ll have you know that I’m a Strider with very high standards!
Karkat Vantas:I’ll beatbox for you every time you rap.
Dave Strider:Oh, no! You’re reaching all of my standards!
reasons peridot and karkat is the same
>types in all caps
>gay alien
>uses descriptions instead of nouns (“confectionary puffrock”)
>calls stuff “human X”
>needs a hug
it’s a shame rose never got to meet caliborn because the only way i could see that interaction going is her trolling him
like, she somehow convinces him that “vore” is a fancy human word you use when you can’t think of a proper adjective
Rose: I see you’ve reached godtier, congratulations. However it’s such a shame you’ll never reach bofatier.
#rose: you completed your quest but i notice you never were able to find your updog…
roxy hcs
- roxy will sometimes poof objects in her sleep, she tends to make lots of generic objects and some scarves
- her sneezes are loud, like really loud (it makes dirk jump)
- all of her clothes are covered in cat hair, no matter how many times theyre washed
- when she laughs really hard she snorts, which just makes her laugh harder
- she loves oversized tshirts, so she steals everyone elses (shes only about 5″2, all shirts are big on her)
- when she sees jake she’ll run and jump into his arms because she knows he will always catch her
- her favourite drink is hot chocolate
- her high fives hurt, she really goes for it
- her and dirk go exploring the forests in the new world, theres so much theyve never seen before and they get super excited
theenglishmanwithallthebananas:
honestly one of the most realistic parts of homestuck is when the characters forget or mess up their html when trying to chat
