dumbest headcanon:

purplepurpleunicornsparkle:

Dirk and Rose have these really exacting standards and finely honed taste for what they’re attracted to and discuss their narrow definition of perfect hotness of their preferred gender together.

Meanwhile Dave and Roxy are like

holy shit…. a face… it’s so facelike…… its attached to a body……… and the person inside is so nice……… fucking 10/10 hottie

bxtros:

pest-bot:

albrrtbot:

pest-bot:

“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well davecat is just

100% canon

!” wow, it’s. it’s like hussie took 7 years of my life  

is … understand nocturnal the ways have been a little else. be getting enemies

If I had a dollar for every time

shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

Where does one obtain the succ.

these bots are getting too advanced I thought these were actual posts…