why sollux speaks with a lisp
^ so you see that dude? we all agree that he’s a p rad programmer, right?
well it just so happens that the 2nd oldest programming language is called “LISP” (from LISt Processing)
I was waiting for someone to point this out but no one did so I took matters into my own hand
i’m so fucking done
damnit hussie
if dave is self conscious of his red eyes, he shouldn’t be
he could go into stores and get a shopping cart full of stuff and then go to the checkout line and open his eyes really wide and be like
“Y O U R G R O C E R I E S A R E M I N E N O W”
and then the clerk would pass out and he gets free groceries
ＨＡＩＬ ＤＡＶＥ
every scorpio horoscope is basically you are a fucking psychopath but you’re hot so it’s okay
jade had to stuff her grandfather’s corpse when she was like five yet three-quarters of all sadstuck is strider manpain
Hey guys.
Equius and Nepeta’s quirks:
She has a little “<”in it
And he has a “>”as well
So if you put it together:
<>
Jesus Christ that’s adorable
screeches
