dirk, at 5:27 on a saturday morning in the apartment that the alpha kids share: jane, maybe you should stop pranking people?
jane, sipping an out of season latte, secure in the knowledge that she just made dirk run smack into plastic wrap that she put on his door for the ninth morning in the row: dirk, maybe you should start recognizing a pattern in your daily routine
A BREAK DOWN:
i still can’t believe hiveswaps gonna be E10+. thats so surreal to me. the game based on hit webcomic “ouija board of cock” homestuck ain’t gonna say fuck. not even once
most of the time when there’s a character with a vast knowledge of Nerdy Stuff like comic books or anime, it usually comes back up again later to save everyone somehow and prove that Being A Nerd Is Cool! but not with dirk, unless you count meta, his anime knowledge never did anything for the plot other than show us he’s a huge fucking loser
Counter point: the only reason he is so good with his katana is from trying to copy his animes