captain-lovelace:

barricade-blondes:

phoenixette:

ayanak:

homestuck is good because if you want to name your real life children after the characters you can take the subtle route… rose, john, roxy… or if you’re a true fan you can commit. vriska, karkat, hearts boxcar

Homestuck Child Naming
Guide

Totally Average

John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Jack (Noir)

Strange but Acceptable

Aradia Kanaya Eridan Damara Porrim Arenea Calliope

Oh
how… Unique

Latula Horuss Kurloz Cronus Meenah Rufio Mituna Kankri Meulin Feferi Tavros
Sollux Karkat Equius Gamzee Nepeta Terezi Vriska Caliborn

Wait What

Snowman, Hearts Boxcar, Spades
Slick, Diamonds Droog, Clubs Deuce, Bequerel, Wayward Vagabond Aimless
Renegade, Peregrine Mendicant, Windswept Questant, Writ Keeper

God Tier

The Handmaid, The Summoner, The
Ψiioniic, The Signless, The Disciple, The Dolorosa, Neophyte Redglare, Marquise
Spinneret Mindfang, E%ecuter Darkleer The E%patriate, The Grand Highblood,
Orphaner Dualscar, Her Imperial Condescension 

True God Tier

Gl’bgolyb

Acceptable, but provides a vague feeling of unease:
Andrew Hussie

bugfellow:

bugfellow:

i wish i could call up toby fox on the phone right now and grab him by the shoulders and look into his eyes with my voice and ask him my deeply serious single question, which is: are most of the names in undertale just repurposed names of his fantrolls

undyne.

alphys. flowey. asriel. asgore.

toriel. gerson. gaster. shyren. migosp. pyrope? temmie. vulkin. look.

hellobeau:

i had a dream last night that homestuck updated but all it was was a reveal that Vriska’s full name is actually Vrisktoria and her full name is Vrisktoria Serket and im so f ucking mad