tbh i know in my heart that a homestuck movie would be a fucking disaster but if there were one i would not be able to die peacefully unless it opened with rose’s opening quote for her game walkthrough
just imagine this text being read by rose as it appears on a stark black screen with absolutely no sound
“Since you are reading this, chances are you have installed this game on your computer already. If this is true, like many others, you have just participated in the bringing about the end of the world.
But don’t beat yourself up about it. There was never anything you could have done to prevent it.” – Rose Lalonde
the second movie starts with a karkat monologue and the third with one by caliborn
Oooh my god
Caliborn has to be his last line
“And if you remember just one thing, from so many great things said by me, remember this. I wanted to play a game.”
the second movie trailer opens with the viewer being screamed at ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN
andrew hussie’s garfield: daily 3-4 comics where garfield and jon arbuckle speak to each other for 100-500 words of internet humor and an eventual underlying plot, alternatively it follows a formula simular to Hussie’s earlier short form work where Garfied starts off in a normal mundane situation but the reader gets zagged and witnesses something horrifying or off putting. For example, panel one: Garfield, “I hate mondays.” panel two:
Garfield, “I hate mondays.” Panel three: zoomed out to show a calendar, every day says monday, Jon is distressed in the corner, he looks to be paranoid.
Garfield, “I hate mondays.”
jim davis’s homestuck: I wanted to come up with something more interesting but no, in the end jim davis’ homestuck would boil down to the most basic traits of each character (think always angry karkat, ironic stoic dave) and be stale humor based around this. Also it’d be PG as fuck. For example: John, smiling, shushing the reader as he puts a bucket above a door. Next page: Enter Karkat thru the door. Next page: Bucket falls on Karkat’s head. “JOHN I DONT FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU IDIOT” If it still follows the homestuck format it’d probably end up being a straight love story i’m 80% sure.
Up8: turns out if this reddit post i found was correct the following Garfield without X comics were made by the huss himself, I will share my favorites.
Aries: “I guess I’m ok with mine.” Taurus: “Wow this makes me feel super confident.” Gemini: “Half of me thinks this is stupid, the other half feels i may be an in-joke.” Cancer: “Fucking unrealistic I hate this. Unfollowed.” Leo: “Wow I DO like cats!” Virgo: “I don’t act like that, this isn’t worth a reblog.” Libra: “To be fair I did lick that swingset that one time.” Scorpio: “This is total shit, they’re talking about spiders. It’s Scorpio, idiots.” Sagittarius: “Wow this is like… So me… I feel it on a deep level. Horses, yeah.” Capricorn: “Haha lol what?” Aquarius: “Everyone knows astrology is fake you asshole.” Peixes: “They spelled Pisces wrong???”
