put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books
plague papyrus’ life with incidental music
create a self sustaining tornado made of trash
put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp
chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him
teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him
work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations
sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station
stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full
but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.
sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert
write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman
write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume
ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving
break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old
said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”
“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”
come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”
he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute
judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes
the conveniently shaped lamp
when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”
instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain
when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”
whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction
in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person
sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head
one undertale fact that’s stuck with me through the years is the knowledge that the Papyrus date originally had a way harsher ending and Toby had to tone it down because one of the testers cried as a result of Papyrus rejecting them
what the hell did Papyrus say that caused that to happen
now that undertale’s been announced for the switch, i feel like it’s time to remind everyone again:
regardless of what you think of undertale as a game, it’s completely harmless, so don’t fucking bash others (ESPECIALLY kids) for enjoying it, ya dipstick.
Reminder of some stuff about UT that people seem to have forgotten as well:
–Queer as hell –Nonbinary protag –Open lesbian romance between two important and awesome characters –Many incidental characters with “they” pronouns –Incidental gay romance (you end a boss fight by helping two men realize they love each other hecksake!!) –Main character who is trans or GNC (he gets the body he wants, it’s never defined what his body was before and that is BETTER honestly) –Toby Fox attempted to make good spaces for adults and kids before the game was even popular by asking people to tag adult content “#undertail” –Addresses the effects of abuse and made fandom seriously consider how much responsibility a hurt child holds for actions, and what it means to forgive
Like it or not, Undertale is a hell of a learning space, please let others experience that without “lololol cringe”. Honestly please let others experience everything without “lololol cringe”, it’s 2018 not 2006.
