Cecil says to Carlos, “hey Carlos, are those space pants, because your ass is out of this world!” Carlos looks down. god dammit. god dammit his pants have turned into the actual void of space god this is the 6th time this week
Why is it that when people think of the weather on wtnv they always like Waiting for the Bus but NOBODY remembers the SOLID GOLD that is Jerusalem by Dan Bern
i spent TEN WHOLE DAYS IN JERUSALEM
OOHH JERUSALEM
SWEET JERUSALEM
and all I ate was OLIVES
NOTHING BUT OLIVES
MOUNTAINS OF OLIVES
it was a GOOD TEN DAYS
i like olives
Okay, but don’t try to tell me that vines from Night Vale wouldn’t be the best.
- Waking up and screaming at the sunrise to shut up
- Pulling hoods off of the hooded figures
- Saying things just to freak out the Sheriff’s Secret Police
- Making beats with the humming entities at the post office
- Aging millions of years after looking through a portal
- Soul merging with the family dog
- “Do it for the vine” as the subject goes to drink some of “JP’s OJ”
- Someone screaming deprecating things at a mountain.
- Cecil trying to interrogate the moon
- Trying to make The Whispering Forest angry
- Cats harvesting souls
- Shouting “Ooh, he’s STEALIN’” as the hooded figure that steals babies, steals a baby in the background.
- “I Can’t Stop” playing as people become transfixed by the WALK signals
- Raves with the Glow Cloud
- “But First, Let Me Take A Selfie” with the faceless old woman, and all of the pictures are nothing but the insides of people’s houses.
- Repeated vines of Steve Carlsberg smack-cams (Probably all from Cecil.)
- Being chased by plastic bags
- Walking up to strangers and asking if they want to buy any wheat
- Sassy Old Woman Josie
- Two people screaming “DOG PARK” back and forth, with confused people in the background.
- Vines taken from the cameras all over Night Vale
- Vines from the interns
- Vines from the black angel
- Vines from Carlos and his team of scientists
- Vines about Khoshekh
- Vines from each of Hiram McDaniels’ heads.
- Night Vale vines
SOMEONE DO THIS WITH ME IN COSPLAY
YES PLEASE
