Cecil: And now, an update on the Night Vale School Board! Their third annual pot-luck banquet was held in the Night Vale elementary gym today!
Me: *head phone falls out*
Me: *misses ten seconds*
Me: *puts headphone back in*
Cecil: There were no survivors.
Desert Bluffs
YAY
Said nobody
Ever
Cecil and Dana at some point probably
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I’VE HAD A BRILLIANT THOUGHT
Imagine the #overlyhonestmethods posts from Carlos’s team of scientists.
“This paper is shorter than normal due to the primary researcher turning into a tree before she could finish it.”
“Test subjects were selected randomly by loitering outside Big Rico’s and offering illicit bread crust for all participants.”
“Experiment time intervals were carefully chosen so that Carlos would actually be on time for his date for once.”
“Potential errors include time loss from that cancelled Wednesday, the fact that the local government legally forbid us from mentioning the source of the data, and the loss of a substantial amount of recorded notes that were replaced with dead silence and the smell of vanilla.”
“Some results were altered to sound more normal so we don’t get our funding revoked.”
actually we should all record ourselves saying “hi, this is joseph fink, creator of welcome to night vale”, merge all the audio together and then send it to him
heY BUT THAT’S A BETTER IDEA THAN MINE
Let’s do both
