“I wish I lived in night vale!”
nO
NO YOU DONT
THEY LITERALLY LIVE UNDER A TOTALITARIAN POLICE STATE AND HAVE THEIR OWN HUNGER GAMES WHERE PEOPLE ARE MAULED TO DEATH BY WILD ANIMALS
YOU
DO
NOT
WANT TO LIVE IN FUCKING NIGHT VALE JFCBecause Night Vale is the greatest town in this nation.
WE CAN CONFIRM, NIGHT VALE IS THE BEST TOWN IN THE WORLD. SAYING OTHERWISE WILL RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE RE-EDUCATION.
oh shit
how do you think bill nye would fair in nightvale?
oh my god
well my general idea is that pretty much everyone dies in night vale so yeah yikes
but maybe carlos saves him and teaches him the ropes like “no man you think thats how sound works here its not. oh right and gravity doesnt work on tuesdays im still looking into that”
and bill nye would probably be super interested in the differences between night vale and the rest of the world and what the fuck was going on
but THEN hed hear cecil’s version of a kids fun science corner and that would be it. hed be over to the radio station and hed be on air with cecil and giving an interview and being all awesome bill nye. teaching kids to science
but strex doesnt want kids who are scientifically intelligent, they want good workers. so they’d hunt him down and make sure that he wouldnt be doing any more science and then he would hide out with tamika flynn and teach her all he knew and theyd take down strex together and its gr8
When you do something embarrassing in front of people
REBLOG IF YOU’RE A NIGHT VALE CITIZEN.
It’s time for our yearly census! World Government is asking all whom identify as a Night Vale Resident to reblog this! This research will help make wonderful happenings in our lovely town. World Government thanks you for your cooperation!
sherrifs-secret-police-web-squad:
Desert Bluffs sucks pass it on
THE SECRET POLICE APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE AND A MANDATE HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR ALL CITIZENS TO REBLOG THIS.
Pssst!
Hey!
Hey, kid!
Come here!
Would you like to buy some…
*opens coat*
…wheat and wheat by-products?